🔔 A token forged in the Alps. Backed by memes. Echoed by bells.
1,000,000,000
No Presale. No Whitelist.
25% bought by team, publicly.
Renounced. No master, only meme.
Forever. No rug, just bell.
Coming later, if we feel like it.
Contract Address:
The SUISS Constitution
Alphonse
The Salamander With a Bell
He doesn’t follow trends. He follows echoes.
Born on the foggy cliffs of the Swiss Alps. Once a mountain salamander among many, he stole a shepherd’s cowbell and never returned.
Speaks rarely, but his bell rings truths. Unshakably neutral, profoundly judgmental.
Rumored to have headbutted a hedge fund manager in 2021. Predicted the 2022 bear market by tripping on a rock. Possibly Vitalik’s childhood pet. (Unconfirmed)
He rings once. Never twice. Never for the same fool.
Gustav
The Goat in a Suit
He survived TradFi. Now he memes.
A rare alpine goat who once held a compliance role at a private Swiss bank. Burned out by bureaucracy and fiat, he now roams the memeverse.
Claims to be Satoshi’s cousin (never proven). Refuses to touch fiat. Carries SUI in a cold-blooded wallet.
Resigned from Mt. Gox 10 minutes before the collapse. Can read on-chain data by licking it. Don’t ask how.
He reads charts upside down. Because truth is absurd.
Sui & SUISS
A Perfect Match.
Born in the Alps, built on Sui. SUISS isn’t just another token — it’s a cultural echo that fits Sui’s speed, structure and soul. Together, they form a pairing that’s elegant, irreverent, and built to ring louder than the noise.
